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October 20, 2015 - Newspost

I've finally deciphered my dog's ability to eat around pills. Every so often, she comes back from the vet with some weird pill I have to force feed her. I typically attempt to hide it in her food, but without fail, she eats around it.

I had never studied her technique before, but I did tonight. If you are planning on eating your food out of a bowl this evening, and you're worried there may be medication hidden inside, you may wish to follow these 6 steps:

  1. Start eating like normal
  2. Upon finding anything with unusual texture or scent, immediately nudge it to the center of the bowl (if you discover a pill has already made its way into your mouth, simply spit it out into the center of the bowl).
  3. Eat around the edges of the bowl, building a small island in the middle with the pill on top
  4. When the island is all that's left, knock it over, spread the food around, and form a second island of food by eating around the pill
  5. Repeat step 4 until nothing is left but a pill
  6. Walk away. Your mission is done.

I truly admire the dog's determination to put anything and everything in her mouth except medication. This is the same dog that ate a peach pit because we didn't take it away fast enough. To be fair, though, I would probably do the same thing on a dare.

That's it for today. If you're actually reading this, come back tomorrow for a special surprise.

-Jeff