December 1, 2015 - Newspost
I know you didn't miss me, but I sure missed you, Internet! After days of no news, I'm happy to report that I finally made it to my new home in Nashville, TN.
My wife and I drove the moving truck ourselves, battling blizzards in the north and dodging major flooding in the south, but we pulled up late last night. It's amazing how much longer a journey across the US takes when the weather keeps you at half the speed limit.
I hope you enjoy today's rather dark comic. It would have been so much more awkward a post if (insert issue here) happened while driving across the county. That would not have been good, but at least it occurred while I was doing what I love: stepping away from the computer.
If you're interested, the U-Haul is still sitting unloaded in the driveway. If you ever wanted to steal some IKEA furniture and boxes of unsorted papers, now's your chance. You're only one padlock away from literally hundreds of dollars worth of junk that we never needed in the first place.
So that's about it for now. I'll be slowly catching up on facebook and twitter this week, so look for some posts on weird days. See ya Friday.