June 17, 2016 - Newspost
I woke up today with no internet. Comcast was mysteriously out again. Whether that's due to recent storms, a recent comic with 1 million+ views, or a recent lack of payments, we'll never know for sure. Why will we never know? Because I can't look the answer up online.
"But Jeff," you say as though I could hear you, "Surely a tech-savvy hotshot like yourself should be able to turn on internet tethering through your phone."
Under normal circumstances, you would be right. But due to an unresponsive button on my phone, I am unable to turn on tethering today. I seem to be doubly screwed. Thanks T-Mobile.
As much as I'd like to blame T-Mobile and Comcast, the delay in today's comic can be traced solely to you, dear reader. It's clearly your fault for demanding such fresh content. It has nothing to do with my procrastination, incompetence, or terrible companies charging a fortune for terrible service. Nope, I think it's all you and your insatiable demand for more comics. I hope you're happy.
Oh well. I'll post this when I get near a Starbucks or something. If you're reading this, you'll know I was successful with my upload.
See you Tuesday.