August 19, 2016 - Newspost
The following tale is based on actual events:
Once upon a time, I played a game called DOOM. It was awesome. I liked it so much, I played 3 nights in a row. That was a good week.
A few days went by, and I wanted to play DOOM again, but real life stepped in and said, "No, you cannot. You have responsibilities."
I cried and cried, and never played DOOM again.
Not all stories have happy endings.