October 14, 2016 - Newspost
I'm currently wearing one shoe.
Yes, I own two shoes. At the moment, however, I am only wearing one.
This is not a fashion statement. This is not by choice. This is because I took off my shoes several hours ago, and now a dog has absconded with my left shoe.
My favorite shoe.
If you see my shoe, please inform me of its location at your earliest possible convenience.