March 7, 2017 - Newspost
It's Tuesday again!
I'm happy to report that I purchased a new standing desk for myself. One with wheels!!! I can now glide across the floor, slamming into walls with all the vigor and enthusiasm of a drunken toddler.
The new desk is a vast improvement over my cobbled-together Ikea table I was using before, but it's a little too short for comfort.
Technically, it's about two centimeters taller than that last desk. The newly assembled frame is already more comfortable than the old one, but why quit when I'm ahead? I picked up some wheels that are twice the size of the existing ones, and it's my hopes that these will raise the desk juuuuust enough to get my arms into that coveted 90-degree angle.
The new wheels have an entirely different stem from the old ones, but I'm sure it's nothing a little bit of duct tape couldn't fix. If that doesn't work, I may have to drill some newer, larger holes. How hard could that be? Worst case scenario, I destroy my desk and write even more interesting news on Friday.
Just kidding. Friday's news is going to be as boring as ever.