I had a nice, long news post typed up for today, but I somehow lost three different drafts on three different devices.
Because I can't be bothered with retyping anything, here's a brand new haiku:
I just wrote a lot
It was funny and witty
Take my word for it
See you Friday.
-Jeff
 | Have you ever made a friend online? |
| The dirty ki-- |
| The regular kind. |
| No. |
| Pretend that you did. That you talked to this person for years. And then, with careful planning, you finally met in person, and they seemed a little... weird. |
| Maybe, after all that time, you even realized that you hate them. |
| Oh yeah. You have to be careful, that sort of thing happens all the time. |
| So you’re saying he had a common complaint? |
