March 30, 2018 - News Post

I just sat down to write today's news, but it appears my glass of water has something floating in it. The floater is small, so I can't quite tell what it is.

I know you demand timely updates, but I clearly need to deal with this immediately. Don't worry, I'll return shortly to update you on anything and everything you need to know to complete your day...

...

...It was a crumb.

-Jeff