Ugh. Chet, I'm really not feeling well. I can't even concentrate on my code. Would you mind if I went home?

What? You're going to let a little illness stop you? Look at me, I was hacking and coughing all last week and you didn't see me miss a single day.

Yeah, it's a real mystery why half the building is out sick right now. I'll see you in a day or two.

Infecting an entire office for a few hours of "me" time? Totally worth it!