I’d bet that, after Friday’s news, you’re expecting some sort of explanation.
At the very least, a slightly longer news post to make up for my cop-out commentary. Sadly, as my internet service provider taught me on Friday, life is full of disappointments.
(yes, that was the very first time I learned that lesson)
-Jeff
 | Why is Apple's app submission process so convoluted and complicated? |
| Being a developer doesn't mean I always want to solve puzzles. |
| Just like being in the room doesn't mean I always want to listen to you. |
| And as nice as it would be to blame Apple's rapidly changing policies and out of date documentation, I'd rather discuss how slow and rusty your brain might be. |
| For someone who doesn't want to listen to me, you seem to have a lot to say. |
| Awww... You're a whole insult behind. Poor little brain, it's like watching a tortoise try to cross the highway. |
