Today’s comic happened twice this week. Twice.
Two different employees simultaneously completed the same work as me. Guess who checked in their work last. Did you guess me? It was me.
Anyway, that’s been my work recap. How are things with you?
...
Seriously, how’s it going?
Feel free to speak up any time. Aaaaaany time.
Nothing?
Really?
I’m just going to have to sit here, typing in silence? Pretty rude, reader. Pret-ty rude.
I'm disappointed in you... Again.
-Jeff
 | So I went to commit some bug fixes, and GIT says there’s a conflict. It turns out somebody already fixed everything. |
| Yeah, I thought I’d help out. |
| And you didn’t think to tell me? That was my task. Why would you possibly want us to do the exact same work at the exact same time? |
| Hey, we’re both on the same team. |
| Yeah, but you’re the only one on the team who checked in any-- |
| Nice job on those fixes, Gwen. I’m glad someone around here is a team player. |
| We’ll remember this during employee reviews. |
| I did the work, too. I’m a team player! |
| Let it go. I’m better at playing team than you are. |
