Hey Mom, hey Dad. With a major storm about to hit my area, I thought I’d take a moment to call my family and say--

Why are you Skyping your mother and I?!? You should be unplugging your computer.

Right now?

Yes. You should immediately turn off all electronic devices.

Even my phone?

Especially your phone.

With the storm coming, we’re quite worried about you...

Awwwww.

...bothering us.

You’re a very whiny son.