October 27, 2017 - News Post

“If it’s not raining too hard, can you let the dogs out?” My wife asked.

“No problem,” I said. “Let me come up with something to write for today’s news.”

“What? I can’t hear you. I asked if you could take the dogs out.”

I sighed, replying a little louder. “I know. I said I’m writing the news.”

There was a short pause. “You’re writing the what?”

“THE NEWS!”

“Can you write the news when you come back?”

“I guess.” I said. “But people need to know what’s going on in my life right now.”

“Right now?”

“Right now.” I replied. Then I stopped what I was doing and took out the dogs.

-Jeff