March 2, 2018 - News Post
My (evil) dog is sleeping on her bed, flapping her paws as if she’s running.
It’s kinda cute, if you’re into that sort of thing. Personally, I’m treating it as the threat it’s intended to be.
As my household’s most adorable sleeper, I take great offense when others challenge my title. Losing that title is my deepest, darkest fear (it’s what keeps me up at night).
So if anyone asks why this news is short and nonsensical:
It’s not because I’m going to take a nap, it’s because I’m training.
-Jeff
