April 27, 2018 - News Post

Four minutes.

I have four minutes until my work day starts with a teleconference. Four minutes to write and post this news.

So what’s new with me? Nothing I can describe in incredible detail in 3 minutes and 26 seconds, but I’ll see what I can do.

Lucky for all of us, I type fast enough to fill a tolerable amount of space with my ramblings. The trouble this morning is ensuring my brain keeps up with my fingers while I type. It’s normally the other way around (I’ll leave it to you to decide if my brain is fast or fingers slow). 2 minutes, 28 seconds.

It’s been a long week. I managed to get sick and miss two days of work. Now I'm behind on everything and stressing a lot of non-comic stuff. That’s probably why I put off this news until the last second.

Whoops. Had to fix some typos.

1 minute, 26 seconds remaining.

Thankfully, if I pace myself, there’s plenty of time to tell you the single most important thing that I have to say. Before I go, it’s absolutely essential I tell y--

What??? My phone is ringing early!?!

Later.

-Jeff