Ricky, it’s extremely frustrating when you don’t write comments on your commits. Every time I look at old code, I have to ask you what you were thinking.

Ha! I see what you did. They can't fire you if they need you around to answer questions.

Yeah. I have to memorize a lot of code...

But the real trick is to act like I can't keep track of simple conversations.

Very clever.

After that, the real trick is to act like I can't keep track of simple conversations.