Hey beardy, how about giving us a little more desk space?

You two should be happy to be on a desk at all.

With games and screens taking over, toy aisles are going away. You’re becoming more and more obsolete by the day.

The fact is, kids these days don’t appreciate action figures.

"Kids these days"?

Yeah. I heard it when I said it.

At least we aren’t going obsolete alone.