My wife is making popcorn.
I have until the popcorn is ready to write about my week. After that, it’s TV time! It’s been an important and eventful week, so I can't waste any time. Let’s get to it:
This week, I
Popcorn is done. I need to learn to write faster.
(Everyone but my wife thinks that was a joke)
-Jeff
 | Hi mom, hi dad. How are you do--? |
| Are you going anywhere next month? |
| Um... Why? |
| We're thinking of visiting. |
| To see all the tourist attractions. |
| And does this visit involve me in any way? |
| Obviously, we need you to drive us, house us, and travel with us for several days. |
| I'm an adult with responsibilities. That doesn't work for me. |
| Awww. After all these years, he still thinks he has some sort of say. |
| How adorable. I’m booking tickets now. |
