It’s been such a long weekend, I have no idea where I was when I left off.

Well, think back. What’s the last thing you remember?

I remember you asking me about the last thing I remember.

Riiight. And what can you recall before that?

Before what? I forgot what we were talking about.

You might want to think harder. What happened the last time you annoyed me?

Hey, look at that! I remembered exactly where I was on this project. Thanks for your very patient help.