I posted a work-related question to Stack Overflow this week.

Good call. Why solve problems when you can ask others to solve them for you?

What the?!? Eight comments, and NO ONE has posted a working answer???

I must punish them for displeasing me.

I’ll have to do something so cruel, so spiteful, that I’ll never be able to use my account again.

You don't mean...

Never mind, everyone. I found the answer.

What?

How?

What did you do?