2018-11-16 - Doorknobs

Doorknobs

November 16, 2018 - News Post

Wow, what a whirlwind mo-- OW! I’ve finally-- OW!!! I’ve-- OW!!!!!!!!

Hang on...

Okay, I’ve switched to my phone.

I managed to bend back a few fingers earlier today. Apparently, that’s frowned upon by my tendons. Since typing is a skill I no longer possess, let’s try this again, dictation style:

...

Wow. What a whirlwind month. I’ve FINALLY completed Part II of the move. The dogs are here, my second monitor is here, and I now have more than 3 changes of clothing. Things are looking good. All it took was constant travel, TSA nightmares, and oh so much more money than I make from my job.

Speaking of my job...

I have a number of changes that have yet to make their way into the comic. It seems my employer has declared bankruptcy. This has caused a few problems around the office, and will likely be an extended storyline. While this doesn’t guarantee that I’ll be unemployed soon, things don’t look super great for my future.

If I get laid off, I’ll have to change the comic to reflect my life. That means adding characters. NEW CHARACTERS! Believe me, life doesn’t get much worse than that.

Oh, and bills won’t get paid, I’ll be out on the street, blah, blah, blah.

The important part is, I don’t want to draw new characters. My fingers hurt.

-Jeff