December 21, 2018 - News Post

I can't say for sure, but I think processed chicken kebabs, dried out rice, waffles, and peanuts might not have been the best choice for dinner. The slurry didn't mix as well as I had hoped.

Still, it's important to keep learning as an adult... so in a way, all this was good for me.

How's your winter solstice treating you? I'm assuming that, unlike last year, you're sending me a gift for the holidays. Should I expect something small, or will you patiently wait to send me your entire paycheck when it arrives?

I'm not above accepting gifts. I don't know why I have to keep explaining that to everyone. And for the record, buying gifts for me isn't limited to certain times of year. You can buy me gifts whenever.

Right now, for example, I could go for some pepto bismol, or alka seltzer, or tums.

Just please, no more waffles and peanuts.

Am I joking? Who can even tell anymore.

Happy winter stuff.

-Jeff