February 8, 2019 - News Post

My plan to age backwards was working splendidly... until this morning.

For the last three months, I've been sleeping more, exercising somewhat regularly, and feeding on the life forces of those who use my comments section. All this has done wonders for my stress levels. In a few short months, I appear to have aged backwards one or two years. Sincerely. The change would be creepy if it wasn't so damn good looking.

Sadly, that was all some sort of elaborate scam. I'm not aging backwards at all, I'm falling apart. Did you know you can throw your back out of alignment when getting out of bed? Yeah. Neither did I. But I know now.

It's for the best. Youth never suited me, and I'm pretty sure whining about my problems is what brings people to this site.

In other news, things are going well. My employer who declared bankruptcy still exists for the moment, which is nice. I honestly thought this would be the week I beg you readers for a new job. Looks like I can put that off for another couple days (I'd jump for joy if my upper back wasn't in agony).

So yeah. That's me. In great pain and counting myself lucky. Life is often weird that way.

-Jeff