February 15, 2019 - News Post

I saw whales this week. Freaking whales. I've never seen real live humpback whales before.

In the interest of being thorough, here are some other things I saw this week:

Fish, water, sand, trees, leaves, waves, dirt, mud, birds, clouds, coconuts, pavement, bricks, signs, shirts, shorts, hats, shoes, socks, sandals, glasses, sunglasses, contact lenses, bathing suits, towels, sweatshirts, dogs, leashes, dog toys, dog food, dog poop, webcomics, dog poop bags,

Chex Mix, Chex, Fruity Pebbles, Cocoa Pebbles, an oven, a microwave, spaghetti, spaghetti sauce, chicken, potatoes, asparagus, zucchini, rice, brussels sprout, broccoli, falafels, waffles, ramen noodles, pizza, pizza again,

Suitcases, remote controls, one television, sheets, beds, chairs, bags, combs, soap, cups, fans, envelopes, blankets, wires, air filters, toothpaste, Excedrin Migraine, dirty laundry, clean laundry, LED lights, light bulbs, computers, monitors, one keyboard, a mouse, a space mouse, printer, PC speakers, action figures, my favorite dollies,

Hair, ears, ear hair, fingers, fingernails, hands, arms, elbows, shoulders, torsos, butts, legs, knees, ankles, feet, toes, knives, rope, duct tape...

I could go on, but this is starting to feel like a keyword dump on a more reputable website. See you next week.

-Jeff