January 13, 2017 - Newspost
It's not often that my eyes behold a wonder of absolute beauty. Something so incredible, so awe-inspiring inspiring, that time itself seems to stop as its exquisiteness is fully appreciated.
It happened when I first watched “Dude, Where's My Car,” and it happened again when I opened my mail this week.
There, in a small padded envelope, was the most enchanting cross stitch image of my face that I had ever seen.
To be fair, it was also the only cross stitch of my face I had ever seen. Additionally, it was more the comic Jeff version of my face, but that's not the point... The point is, it was an amazing gift.
I want to wish Freetrapp a HUUUUGE thank you for the cross stitched Jeff head. I love it. How could I not? His eyes follow me as I walk around the room.
As for the rest of you-- you're slacking! I've barely received one cross stitch this week!!!
I'm mostly kidding, of course... mostly. You don't owe me anything. If you're still feeling guilty, though, feel free to follow me on social media, tell a friend, or donate or something.