I’m thinking about filling my free time with confidential client work.

I love the sound of that!

What do you think of me going back to school?

A professional who continues to learn? Outstanding.

Oh wait... isn’t schooling easier to verify?

Good point. “Confidential client work” it is.

I can’t believe recruiters are still having us explain a gap in employment at a time like this.

No gap, no problem! Now how many clients should I pretend to have?